Room Service:   "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest:          "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service:   "Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joo wish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest:          "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service:   "Ow july den?"
Guest:          ".....What??"
Room Service:   "Ow july den?!?... pried, boyud, pooched?"
Guest:          "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."
Room Service:   "Ow july dee baykem? Crease?"
Guest:          "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service:   "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest:          "What?"
Room Service:   "An toes. July sahn toes?"
Guest:          "I... don't think so."
Room Service:   "No? Ju do wan sahn toes???"
Guest:          "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'ju do wan sahn toes' means."
Room Service:   "Toes! Toes!...Why joo don juan toes? Ow bow anglish moppin, wee bodder?"
Guest:          "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service:   "Wee bodder?"
Guest:          "No, just put the bodder on the side."
Room Service:   "Wad?!?"
Guest:          "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
Room Service:   "Copy?"
Guest:          "Excuse me?"
Room Serv ice: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest:          "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
Room Service:   "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, anglish moppin, wee bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"
Guest:          "Whatever you say."
Room Service:   "Tenjooberrymuds."
Guest:          "You're welcome"